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Candy & Gum

You're Kind Of A Dick Gum [Blue Q]

You're Kind Of A Dick Gum [Blue Q]

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For that Dick in your life (and I ain't talkin Richard). Cinnamon-flavored.? 8 pieces of...

Vegetarian Gum [Blue Q]

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I wouldn't go so far as to call this gum plant-based exactly, but it IS...
Sorry I Called You An Asshole Gum [Blue Q]

Sorry I Called You An Asshole Gum [Blue Q]

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Time to stock up! With 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavored gum in each box, you'll...

My Therapist Gum [Blue Q]

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If you think about it, I bet you can guess which ones. 8 pieces of...

Moms Are The Shit Gum [Blue Q]

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Moms do tons of shit, know tons of shit and, quite simply, ARE the shit.?...

Let That Shit Go Gum [Blue Q]

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Take two deep breaths and call me in the morning.? Fruit-flavored.? 8 pieces of candy-coated...

I Smoke Weed So You Don't Have To Gum [Blue Q]

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Believe me when I tell you that I'm doing us all a favor, here. Cinnamon-flavored.?...

I Actually Gave a Shit Earlier Gum [Blue Q]

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Your timing sucks. (And you know exactly who I'm talking about, don't ya?) Cinnamon-flavored.? 8...
Hey Bitches Gum [Blue Q]

Hey Bitches Gum [Blue Q]

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Let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio. Cinnamon-flavored.? 8 pieces of candy-coated gum in...
Happy Gum [Blue Q]

Happy Gum [Blue Q]

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Happy Fact Number 34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in...

Cool-Ass Grandpa Gum [Blue Q]

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You're not like the other grandpas ... you're a real cool-ass grandpa.? Mint-flavored.? 8 pieces...

Cool-Ass Grandma Gum [Blue Q]

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You won't find this grandma quietly knitting and baking cookies. We're gonna have some fun!...
Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You Gum [Blue Q]

Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You Gum [Blue Q]

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Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the...